LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.


LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.


MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.





LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."


LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."


MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.





LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.


LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot?


MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.





LOVE - When you share everything you own.


LUST - When you steal everything they own.


MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.





LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.


LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.


MARRIAGE - When . . . Uh . . . what's a climax?